It annoys me when journalists still talk about Twitter like this: “No one cares that I put milk on my cereal this morning.”

I think it’s abundantly clear that Twitter has moved past that stage of its life.

… and the bus driver taking us to our resort stops the bus and starts speaking over the PA system:

“Folks, I have some bad news. I just ripped off a cabbie’s door. So, we have to wait awhile till this is settled..”