A Speechless Description For a Blanket...
“This color is so hard to describe with words. It’s a feeling, a vibration, a longing. It’s rich and vibrant. It draws you in and drapes you with comfort and color. If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color…maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out.”
As if the Snuggie wasn’t warm enough, be sure to get your Hoodie Blanket! As seen on TV
20 Minutes in Aruba..
… and the bus driver taking us to our resort stops the bus and starts speaking over the PA system:
“Folks, I have some bad news. I just ripped off a cabbie’s door. So, we have to wait awhile till this is settled..”
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
—George Carlin
Pale is the New Tan.
A blog devoted to showcasing the best of the worst fake tans.
